Camp 2013: The Trials of Cabin No. 9

The following is a re-post from August 21, 2013

Cabin no. 9 is a quaint girl's cabin set into the side of a hill.  Among it's many feature are large, low-set, screen-less windows.

The girls who live in cabin no. 9 all fear starvation, so they packed their luggage full of healthful items like Peanut M&Ms and Gummi Bears.

Which the gray squirrel immediately found.

So the cabin chaperone asked the girls to place all their necessary rations into a sealed tub.  But the girls feared starvation so they tucked the Oreos and Rice Krispie Treats under their pillows.

Which the gray squirrel immediately found.

So the cabin chaperone demanded at gunpoint that the girls place all their necessary rations into a sealed tub within a sealed tub.  But the girls feared starvation so they tucked their Chips Ahoys and Pixie Sticks into the far ends of their sleeping bags.

Which the gray squirrel immediately found.

And that's why your daughters may have tales of Rainny Kitkowski plowing madly through their luggage in search of squirrel crack while Chelle Martin and Randy Vieira beat the squirrel senseless with a tennis racket.